Roberto

*Toy Soldier plays in the background*

Do you wanna come over?

I’m far too busy subjecting my students to my online personality. But they can wait. Brb ubering to Louisiana.

Waiting for the creative spin the pro-conservatorship side is going to whip up. Like... literally on the EDGE of my seat.

Whoa.

Don't you understand, you dumbass? You can either be ALL in on Britney ALL the time and love everything she says and does and endlessly support everything that happens in her life without a second thought or hesitation even though there might be some red flags, or you hate her and you should never talk. It could NOT be clearer. You cannot be concerned and still love her. That just doesn't work. What are you missing?

Can you post this again? Cause there are several individuals that need to get this tattooed on the inside of their eyelids. Thank you. 🧡

So cute!

Y'all should go start attacking Wendy now. She's @WendyWilliams on twitter.

"Britney Beehive" I died. And it becoming about Cheetos. LMAO.

Reporting you.

So shady comments are reserved for children? “Delete your account.” I said what I said, and I stand by it, and choosing to focus on that part, when I said more than that also speaks volumes, and reemphasizes my point. If you think for a second that I wasn’t being sarcastic and hyperbolic, well, bless your heart. You do you, girl. PS. I made a typo in my original post and I’m calling myself out, so can someone report me for self-bullying?

And on the other side, the delusion has never been fuller in force. In my opinion, some of y'all need to take the stan glasses off for a minute, like most of us have, and try to observe everything we know in its entirety... not while Britney is blasting in the background as you reenact a video with her 1999 Barbie. It's 2019. We're all legally adults here at this point. Let's talk about what we know, and not just live inside our Britney bubble.

And some members would be satisfied with that.